Your most cringe-worthy or embarassing situations in life.
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« on: April 12, 2017, 11:43:23 pm »

I just love Cringe. It's like guilty pleasure cause cringe is my weakness. But I fucking enjoy it. Did you have any embarassing situations that you are actually ashamed of or you just facepalmed yourself and were like "what the fuck did I just do" ? Would love to hear it Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2017, 01:29:00 am »

Years ago, I was chatting to a guy on a site called Gaydar, he said he was a bear, dark hair, beard, furry all over, just my type, but he wouldn't send me a photo, so I thought what the hell I gave him my address, and waited for him to cum.
Where I live the is a camera built into the main door for all the flats in my block, and I can tune my TV into the camera, so I got the camera up, and about 20 mins late up walked to the outside door a gorgeous dark haired bear with a beard, I thought fuck he is hot, I couldn't believe my luck, so I went out side, opened the main door let him in, and let him into my flat, he sat down on the armchair, and I was just about to ask him what he was into, and would he like me to suck his cock and snog his face off, when he said sorry Mr (not saying the surname) for you loss, turns out he was a vicar and a relative of one of my neighbours had died, I could have died on the spot, I said sorry you must have the wrong flat, so I let him out, but even worse the neighbour was stood outside my door giving me evils, I quickly shut my door and went and died of shame on the bed LOL, pity though, the things I would have done to that vicar, I bet he had a juicy cock and a well furry hole LOL.
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« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2017, 04:16:31 am »

turns out he was a vicar and a relative of one of my neighbours had died, I could have died on the spot, I said sorry you must have the wrong flat, so I let him out, but even worse the neighbour was stood outside my door giving me evils, I quickly shut my door and went and died of shame on the bed LOL, pity though, the things I would have done to that vicar, I bet he had a juicy cock and a well furry hole LOL.

Of all the chances.. it being a vicar! LOL - lucky you didn't say anything.. or who knows, he may have come by later LOL
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« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2017, 05:10:28 am »

Having my dad find me jerking off! Sad
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2017, 07:59:11 pm »

Hahaha upfrontbear that is fucking amazing haahahaha. Can't believe that Cheesy So your actual date didn't show up?

I don't remember cringy situations while dating actually.

I had 2 weird "meetings" so one of us had to get out yep. But other than that hm....
More like in the real life. Talking about the vicar made me remember something.

I'll tell you one idiotic story which happened in middle school. Not all countries have thing like middle school, but let me review quickly - it's probably the most fucked up time of a life and it's a fucking jungle not a school lol. Don't judge me please Cheesy
So we were on a class trip once and the guys were playing footballs but some of us were just sitting with girls on the hill, watching from above. We had a laugh from almost everything but then noticed that behind us on the lower area near the fence there were some girls from a first class (we were the third). They were running from a lantern to lantern and when all of them made it there was a single taller one in the hood running all alone. We were kind of messing with the so I shouted "YEAH YOU WHORE RUN TO THAT LANTERN OR ELSE YOU'LL HAVE NO CLIENTS" (cause it's such a common thing that whores are standing under the lanterns at least we say it). The thing is when she reached the final lantern she took of the hood and it was a school Cathechist xD fuck. cringe.
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2017, 09:11:49 pm »

I was invited to a birthday party and was asked to speak. I was 10 years old then, I think. They handed me the microphone and I said "Thanks for the food."

That's all. I didn't even say 'happy birthday' to the celebrant.

No one even reacted. Remembering it is... UGHHHHHH.

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Another point of my life when I was given a mic was in high school. I was a freshman (I was 12/13). It was a seminar about drug abuse (mostly about marijuana), and I was prompted to ask a question to the policemen who are managing the seminar.

The 'hippie' culture isn't popular where I'm from, even I wasn't aware of hippies until my internet escapades that began two years ago.

I asked with the innocence and sincerity of young boy, "Why just cannabis? Why not alcohol? Isn't drunk-driving the number one cause of road accidents? In comparison, weed..." and on and on.

Now I'm thinking about it, just what the fuck did my more mature social studies professors and other teachers think back then?

PS. I know it's stupid and not nice to have such a bad perception about the hippie culture, but now I'm older, every stance that I took seems so stupid. I hope I made sense. Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2017, 12:30:01 am »

I'm not sure if this really fits or not...

It happened when I was around 14/15. I'm not definite on the exact date. It was a Saturday morning. Me, my parents and elder sisters were all sat around having breakfast. There was this really weird smell in the living room. My sister asked what the smell was but we were all puzzled. My mum turned to me and said "Is that you?" I was all incredulous, like, "why would it be me?" Anyway, everyone left the room to get washed and dressed, etc. That's when I saw it: a tissue in the arm of the chair I was sitting in. The chair I'd been sat in the night before. The tissue I'd jizzed in. I held it near my face and took a sniff. There was no doubt it was the cause of the smell that had permeated the room.

Normally whenever I had a wank late at night I took the evidence upstairs and flushed it away. In fact whenever I had a wank in my youth I came straight into a tissue and disposed of the evidence straight away. I'd never really smelt cum before. I carefully placed it in my dressing gown pocket and flushed it when I went up for a wash. The smell disappeared and the whole thing was never mentioned again.
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« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2017, 01:37:34 am »

I was invited to a birthday party and was asked to speak. I was 10 years old then, I think. They handed me the microphone and I said "Thanks for the food."

That's all. I didn't even say 'happy birthday' to the celebrant.

No one even reacted. Remembering it is... UGHHHHHH.

HAHAHAHAHA Oh my God, I love this one. This is pure cringe. I bet I had something like that but just can't remeber it goddammit.

But there was one situation actually when I was like 6 or 7 maybe. There was a friend of our family visiting us pretty often. Okay, friend might be an overstatement. She was from our scouting group (it was very popular in Poland at a time). She was fucking huge. Like really fat. She just came to our house and would always eat he fucking nesquik out of the package in speed of light tempo. One time we were watching some photos and they just handed them over to me after they watched it. I noticed one pic when I was with her on the boat standing with arms stretched to the side and her holding me or just standing behind. Titanic kind of scenery. The thing is I looked at it disgusted and said. YOU ARE TOO FAT FOR THAT BOAT. Oh gosh the silence that came after that XDDD GOLD.


I'm not sure if this really fits or not...



Hahaha nice. But is cum really that smelly ? I don't know. If I cum at night I will leave the tissue on the chair next to my bed and when I wake up I don't smell anything. It's such a faint scent I really have to put it close to my nose.

But the smell thing made me remember something! I went for the birthday party maybe in 1st or 2nd grade of primary school. Everyone was having fun but I just couldn't get rid of that smell. No one seemed to notice it only me. Everytime I was in the room something was just not right. I really couldn't focus on the party. I smelled and it turned out the source was near the couch. It was a weird old smell. So old and antic but yet to me so intense I just couldn't get it off my mind. At first I thought it's something in the architecture or furnitures. But no. When everybody was out of the room I just had to investigate. It wouldn't let me sleep. I went to the couch, lifted the pillow and there was a fucking shit under it XDDDDD I put pillow in the same place and disappeared xDDDD
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« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2017, 11:09:02 pm »

I'm crying....i'm laughing so hard thinking about my cringe worthy situation

It was in high school.  We were recording our Spanish conversations with a partner and I hadn't met with my partner yet.  I had already retrieved the recording device from the library, and while doing homework the night before the incident I was listening to Trina's (a rapper) Nasty Bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwS52zWr1w0

and I went ALL IN the lyrics. 

So on my way walking into the school, on the senior side (closest to the senior lockers) I was walking in with my headphones in, probably listening to Trina haha, AND SOMEHOW the recording device WAS BLARING ME RAPPING like my ponytail wig was 2 feet past my ass cheeks, its so long and I had heels that even gaga couldn't stand in...giving the performance of my life....and I knew something was up because people were giving me weird looks and laughing.  Then I took off my headphones and DIIIIIIIED.  I was in 8th grade...walking through the senior lockers.  I had never been so embarrassed in my life.  I just started laughing, turned red as hell, and opened my backpack and stopped the tape.  It must have turned on....by pressing against something in my backpack.  I cringe so hard when I think about it, but I laugh really hard too. 
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« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2017, 09:20:53 pm »

LOOL. I read that at night and my eyes were totally closing and reading this post was like WHAT THE FUCK. Haha, but I read it again at morning and it made more sense Cheesy Cool story
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