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« on: September 27, 2018, 06:25:21 am »

Q:  What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic do at night?

A:  He stays up, wondering if there really is a Dog.

 Blinking   Blinking   Blinking   Blinking   Blinking   Blinking

A photon is going through airport security.

The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage.

The photon says, "No, I'm traveling light."

 Blinking   Blinking   Blinking   Blinking   Blinking   Blinking

Q:  How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:  A fish.


« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2018, 01:24:59 pm »

Hmm ok , lol Wink

Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.


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